My daughter and I have fallen into a semi-weekly tradition of stopping in for some doughnuts on the way to church on Sundays, and it was there that I ran into Pumpkin Experience # 4: the Pumpkin Doughnut at Dunkin’ Donuts. First, let me get this off my chest… I don’t know who started the horrible myth of DD having really good coffee, but I just don’t agree. I love coffee, and DD just doesn’t work for me. If a goat learned to play golf, and became really good, and wore those really great plaid pants and a Scottish hat with a huge tassel on it, and then if that goat washed his ball in the ball cleaner in between holes at a really nice course, the water in that ball washer would be as close to what DD coffee tastes like as I can describe. Anyway….I liked the doughnut. It was one of their cake-like doughnuts, kinda dense with a light glaze on the outside. It was just the right amount of pumpkiny, and my daughter really enjoyed it as well.

Pumpkinocity: 7 out of 10
The amount I would pay to see a goat play golf: $1247.89